Today we are going to talk about the flying cheese man, you ever wonder if someone somewhere is watching out for you, well the flying cheese man is not. You ever wonder who cut the cheese, well it's not his fault so lay of the beans couch potato, wait for it... picture a guy covering a 4 foot wide couch with his flabby skin watching desperate housewives, the most boring show ever eating potato chips when suddenly......rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppppp, a green mist swimming in the air, and he is just sitting there like nothing happened or like the incredible hulk staring at a bar burn to the ground on desperate housewives when his family is vaporized in the greenish-brown mist. now that would be funny. The flying cheese man's secret identity is... John Mcain! now that we know this we will be happy to learn that if he had won the election, we would be dead or robbed and go into bankruptcy by the commander of theif instead of a commander an cheif. Speaking of politics, lets talk about the economy, what kind of world is this? Iraq is bombing our oil, oil exploded and killed hilary clinton, hilery clinton sripping on tv, what the heck. then they raise our bills, finaly, last, but it is least important, who likes pie? everyone loves pie, but i can not stand it, so take this warning bring a paper bag next time you eat pie. Goodbye.